dommeunist:

socialmaya:

spongebobssquarepants:

what’s wrong babe? you haven’t touched your shrekfast yet

memewhore:

mintymankey:

spikespiegell:

when the power went out i heard an explosion and my boyfriend was like “a transformer probably busted” and i deadass thought he meant Optimus Prime was out there nutting

Made me think of this post

jethroq:

girldong:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

Fuck with me

Source

these two are locked in eternal combat

pancakeke:

only $1400 to scare the shit out of yourself every single night of your life

bogleech:

escuerzoresucitado:

hello 🐙

This is not anthropomorphization but genuinely something theyre known to do. I’ve heard divers say octopuses and cuttlefish get fascinated by hand gestures and will sometimes respond to them like. We probably do look like we have little cephalopods on the ends of our arms, to them. Like we’re always putting on a puppet show.

mrscancelled-1:

bacteria-alex:

typhlonectes:

datasoong47:

artemisnightingale216:

cary-elwes:

powerburial:

Its crazy how jack blacks kid just looks like if jack black had a son

The prophecy of old has been fulfilled